I drew another dick on the flight tracker.

[FloridaMan]

 

[Shadrach]

Normally I would ignore such crass behavior…but I think this place is getting too uptight.

I made an inadvertent C&B when I flew over a pool party last weekend. Unflattering proportions…

Of course reoriented it looks more like a Dicknose under glasses…

 

[FloridaMan]

I was forced to hold during a race flyover, so I modified the hold. 

[N201MKTurbo]

 

It is so easy these days, you just have to look on your breadcrumbs on Foreflight. In the old days you had to do some serious flight planning, but now we just draw pictures on our IPads.

[mcarterak]

I've been plotting to do a more..."anatomically correct" one to live in infamy across the internet.

[PT20J]

OK, now I'm beginning to see why people are leaving the forum. Most of us stopped being fascinated with this sort of thing after high school.

[redbaron1982]

2 minutes ago, PT20J said:

OK, now I'm beginning to see why people are leaving the forum. Most of us stopped being fascinated with this sort of thing after high school.

I was going to post exactly the same thing, but then I thought: "if they don't get any people involved in this they will stop doing it"

[A64Pilot]

22 minutes ago, PT20J said:

OK, now I'm beginning to see why people are leaving the forum. Most of us stopped being fascinated with this sort of thing after high school.

I remember when skywriting involved a smoker, and yet this was never done.

Come on guys do something difficult and maybe artistic, like a flower maybe? Daisy ought to be do-able, tough but do-able.

[BloodRedSkies]

I mean it doesn't have to be just juvenile routes(although I admit I laughed) but we could start a thread for flight aware drawings as a way of engagement? 

[Shadrach]

1 hour ago, PT20J said:

OK, now I'm beginning to see why people are leaving the forum. Most of us stopped being fascinated with this sort of thing after high school.

I know that it's crude and debated whether to engage at all. However, given the coincidental recency of my own inadvertent drawing and the fact that things have gotten a little stiff around here lately (pun intended), I thought the place could use a little childish levity. 

[Shadrach]

58 minutes ago, A64Pilot said:

I remember when skywriting involved a smoker, and yet this was never done.

Come on guys do something difficult and maybe artistic, like a flower maybe? Daisy ought to be do-able, tough but do-able.

November 2017

F18 Launches out of Whidbey Island NAS on a special mission.

[Justin Schmidt]

1 hour ago, PT20J said:

OK, now I'm beginning to see why people are leaving the forum. Most of us stopped being fascinated with this sort of thing after high school.

I have heard and seen far worse in an FBO and a maintenance hanger. Not to mention being around the Air Force and working on submarines. What is so wrong with a little sophomoric levity.

[hubcap]

This is the closest thing to art I have drawn with an airplane. It is a DME arc around a VOR and a holding pattern.

My art is "G-Rated"

 

[EricJ]

I, too, have made contributions to this societal effort:

 

[A64Pilot]

19 minutes ago, Shadrach said:

November 2017

F18 Launches out of Whidbey Island NAS on a special mission.

Is that the one that ended their career?

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2017/12/01/navy-aviators-who-drew-sky-phallus-have-been-punished.html

I head from friends of mine that one of these resulted in a letter of reprimand, and those end careers

[Shadrach]

9 minutes ago, EricJ said:

I, too, have made contributions to this societal effort:

 

That looks like it's post vasectamy. 

[EricJ]

The "accidental" USAF version happened near here while one of our local Mooneyspace members was based at Luke flying F-35s at the time (he has since been reassigned and sold his Mooney).   I asked him if he could claim credit but he said it wasn't him.   

[Shadrach]

8 minutes ago, A64Pilot said:

Is that the one that ended their career?

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2017/12/01/navy-aviators-who-drew-sky-phallus-have-been-punished.html

I head from friends of mine that one of these resulted in a letter of reprimand, and those end careers

From the article you linked. "an official told Military.com that the individuals were permitted to retain their status as aviators."

It'd be ridiculous to permanently remove two skilled aviators from duty over something that did not endanger person nor property and likely no regulations at the time, I am sure the regulation part has been remedied.

 

[Shadrach]

2 minutes ago, EricJ said:

The "accidental" USAF version happened near here while one of our local Mooneyspace members was based at Luke flying F-35s at the time (he has since been reassigned and sold his Mooney).   I asked him if he could claim credit but he said it wasn't him.   

Was there any disciplinary action taken?

[M20F]

I need to wait for my long range tanks till I can accurately draw my tackle. 

[redbaron1982]

 

Free market is king... and it seems that around here this is the type of content that gets most attention.

It is sad, but true.

PS: This is my second and last comment in this thread.

[Shadrach]

48 minutes ago, hubcap said:

This is the closest thing to art I have drawn with an airplane. It is a DME arc around a VOR and a holding pattern.

My art is "G-Rated"

 

Nope. It just takes a little imagination. That looks to be a very supple DME arc.

[EricJ]

36 minutes ago, Shadrach said:

Was there any disciplinary action taken?

My understanding is no.   Supposedly it was "accidental".   

[Andy95W]

1 hour ago, Justin Schmidt said:

Not to mention being around the Air Force and working on submarines. 

What part of the Air Force do the submarines belong to?

[Justin Schmidt]

Just now, Andy95W said:

What part of the Air Force do the submarines belong to?

There was an AND there. I have been around the Air Force most of my life being in Civil Air Patrol. With submarines I was an engineer working on them.