TargetDriver Posted December 23, 2019 Report Posted December 23, 2019 Couldn't help but get a pic of this sign at my avionics shop the other day. This used to be funny... now as I get a little older... maybe not so much any more.... 2
Bob - S50 Posted December 23, 2019 Report Posted December 23, 2019 Our FBO used to have a sign that asked us to turn on the fan because electricity was cheaper than oxygen. 3
TargetDriver Posted December 23, 2019 Author Report Posted December 23, 2019 An old CFI friend of mine that flew KC-135 tankers in the Air Force said they kept a sign in their squadron toilet that said " If your fuel probe appears to be a little short, fly closer to the tanker before unloading"
Skates97 Posted December 23, 2019 Report Posted December 23, 2019 The flight school had a sign above the toilet that read "If you experience low flow or manifold pressure please stand closer to the toilet."
tmo Posted December 23, 2019 Report Posted December 23, 2019 A few weeks ago the industrial grade espresso machine at work (the thing weighs about 70kg dry - yes, we go through a lot of espressos / cappuccinos) got a sign saying "do not wash utensils under hot water spout" (the hot water spout is for making tea / hot chocolate / etc). And I thought the one that said "no toilet paper in urinals" was pushing it. You can't make this stuff up.
PaulM Posted December 23, 2019 Report Posted December 23, 2019 The FBO I learned at in the late 80's had a "Flush Twice, it is a long way to the FAA" sign in their facilities.
Hank Posted December 23, 2019 Report Posted December 23, 2019 (edited) Saw this in a local restaurant. Doesn't inspire much confidence in my fellow citizens . . . . Edited December 23, 2019 by Hank
1964-M20E Posted December 23, 2019 Report Posted December 23, 2019 " if your pitot tube is short and your manifold pressure low taxi a little closer to the toilet so you don't pee on the floor" 1
kpaul Posted December 24, 2019 Report Posted December 24, 2019 This one is at the FBO in KIPJ (Lincolnton NC) 2 1
ZuluZulu Posted December 24, 2019 Report Posted December 24, 2019 Someone doesn't like controllers... 2 1
INA201 Posted December 25, 2019 Report Posted December 25, 2019 Merry Christmas! I can’t resist posting a few.
jaylw314 Posted December 25, 2019 Report Posted December 25, 2019 43 minutes ago, INA201 said: Merry Christmas! I can’t resist posting a few. That last one looks photoshopped, but still amusing nonetheless
Eight8Victor Posted December 25, 2019 Report Posted December 25, 2019 27 minutes ago, jaylw314 said: That last one looks photoshopped, but still amusing nonetheless No, it's real. http://www.check-six.com/Crash_Sites/PlaneInATree-N6487J.htm 1
Hank Posted December 26, 2019 Report Posted December 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Eight8Victor said: No, it's real. http://www.check-six.com/Crash_Sites/PlaneInATree-N6487J.htm It's a real photo of a plane in a tree, but the signs have been added (per the linked article). 1
Seth Posted December 26, 2019 Report Posted December 26, 2019 I saw a sign at Doylestown airport (DYL) in the bathroom. It's a single stall bathroom: If you are male and standing, and using the toilet, it states something like "If you are reading this you are in the WOMEN'S restroom" The women's room is the first bathroom down the hall from flying, and not clearly marked. Obviously many guys go in there, and then realize they are using the women's room. The restroom for men is the second door. I still laugh from that one. -Seth
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