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Fricken GROSS

Agreed!!
I asked my mistress what she thought about this, she says no friggin way - she isn't into yellow showers and to zipp it while in her care. Plus she says she doesn't want the speed penalty of such an unsightly piercing on her belly
Who am I to disrespect her? ;)


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All I can say is if any prospect “for sale” has one of those black things bolted to the bottom of it.....”next, nope, see ya, don’t care if you can take it off”!


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On 10/23/2019 at 10:17 AM, tmo said:

The "Travel John" (and Jane, respectively) lines are said to work well, too...

Yup, especially since the dual purpose vomit/ urine bags that are now tucked in the seat pocket seem inconspicuous since they're expected on any airliner.

 

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I still prefer to drain the main vein immediately before departure, and again after landing. Ain't peeing in my seat next to someone, and ain't spraying warm urine all over the belly of my plane in flight!

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On 10/22/2019 at 6:26 PM, ArtVandelay said:


Can you actually share a single relief tube?


Tom

Always, just clean it with a cleaning pad for next user. The funnel always remain dry even if you do not clean it. I attach to the hose a female adapter for the girls.

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On 10/22/2019 at 2:20 PM, jaylw314 said:

They're actually pretty effective, they pretty much instantly soak up any fluid and prevent it from spilling.  Positioning it and your pelvis is a little tricky while seated, though, doubly so for women. 

My wife unbuckles and puts her knees on the seat so she is facing backwards. I think the hardest part for men is peeing while seated. Just does feel right. They do work great. I’ve actually used the same one twice on the same flight no prob. 

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I hate to make stops when the flight is only 4-5 hours and I have 7 hours of fuel on board so I always have several Travel Johns on board but I usually just use the gallon Prestone jug. If the destination is a fancier FBO I put the jug in a bag to get to the toilet to empty and rinse. 

I'm thinking several of you grew up without the pleasure of using an outhouse. And you've never squatted over a hole in the floor in India. Peeing ain't  particularly gross.   

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25 minutes ago, Bob_Belville said:

I hate to make stops when the flight is only 4-5 hours and I have 7 hours of fuel on board so I always have several Travel Johns on board but I usually just use the gallon Prestone jug. If the destination is a fancier FBO I put the jug in a bag to get to the toilet to empty and rinse. 

I'm thinking several of you grew up without the pleasure of using an outhouse. And you've never squatted over a hole in the floor in India. Peeing ain't  particularly gross.   

Don't forget those who have visited anything ending in -stan or the middle east. And I don't shake hands in those countries either.

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21 minutes ago, Unit74 said:

Don't forget those who have visited anything ending in -stan or the middle east. And I don't shake hands in those countries either.

Right hand for eating, left hand for... well, you know...

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Sorry guys, as crude and unrefined as I am, me or no one else is taking a leak in my plane, it ain't going to happen. If descending, landing and getting back to altitude takes an hour or longer so be it.

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