Preferred Piss Vessel

[carusoam]

I’m gonna have to refer you to a eurologist….  I think you need to drink more water….   

-a-

[Lance Link]

Anyone ever try the gel bags?

 

[Davidv]

Little john (for ease of use) and then transfer to 64oz gatorade bottle when full.  The transfer method seems risky but I've never spilled a drop.  The little john alone could never do it for me on a 6 hr flight.

[Glen Davis]

I use this device. The pain goes away in about 30 minutes and you forget about the urge to pee. 

[HIghpockets]

7 hours ago, carusoam said:

I’m gonna have to refer you to a eurologist….  I think you need to drink more water….   

-a-

"Eurologist"? Must be someone who treats in-Continents.

[Shiny moose]

1 hour ago, Davidv said:

Little john (for ease of use) and then transfer to 64oz gatorade bottle when full.  The transfer method seems risky but I've never spilled a drop.  The little john alone could never do it for me on a 6 hr flight.

Same for me, although  I seldom have have to transfer! I find the simply lemonade bottles also very nice.  I dropped the cap on a full to the brim little john one time in a C425,  I had to have my boss hold the LJ level while I put my junk away and  searched under the seat. Funny we never discussed it 

[AH-1 Cobra Pilot]

15 hours ago, A64Pilot said:

If you have to bad enough, you can pee in a coke can, trust me

Ugh!  Then you either have to find a place where it will not get knocked over, or you play "BOMBS AWAY!"

[whiskytango]

I use an empty plastic Mott's apple juice bottle.  There is plausible deniability if you empty it on the ramp.

[ArtVandelay]

Let everyone else make a run for the bathroom the moment the propeller stops and I can take my time tying down.

There’s not a lot privacy in a Mooney, not sure how you do that if “everyone” includes the opposite sex.

[201er]

7 minutes ago, ArtVandelay said:

There’s not a lot privacy in a Mooney, not sure how you do that if “everyone” includes the opposite sex.

Honor system. You don't wanna be the one to piss the pilot off!

[Yetti]

Y'all need to up your technology.    https://www.liberatormedical.com/purewick/

[Mooney Dog]

No one here just cracks open the storm window and lets loose? Come on its not that hard!

[MooneyMitch]

8 minutes ago, Mooney Dog said:

No one here just cracks open the storm window and lets loose? Come on its not that hard!

Video would be helpful please.....

[Mooney Dog]

19 minutes ago, MooneyMitch said:

Video would be helpful please.....

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[ilovecornfields]

44 minutes ago, Yetti said:

Y'all need to up your technology.    https://www.liberatormedical.com/purewick/

You need wall suction for that one and a nurse to yell every five minutes “go ahead and pee!”

[rbridges]

 

FInding a flat head screwdriver in the dark can be challenging sometimes.

Edited October 13, 2021 by rbridges

[N201MKTurbo]

12 minutes ago, Mooney Dog said:

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Well if you are one of those, you should be able to get your passengers to hold the bottle and aim it for you.

[Mooney Dog]

6 minutes ago, N201MKTurbo said:

Well if you are one of those, you should be able to get your passengers to hold the bottle and aim it for you.

Ive already taken this joke way to far, haha. 

[Rick Junkin]

The link was already posted, but here's a picture of a Travel John, not to be confused with the hard plastic Little John. Super easy for a guy to use, and not difficult for my wife with a little repositioning in the seat. It has an absorbent gel packet inside and also a zip lock at the top. This is very similar to, and actually better than, what the military supplies to fighter pilots.

and the link, shamelessly copied from Richard's post - https://smile.amazon.com/Travel-John-Resealable-Disposable-Urinal/dp/B07Y5QSXQZ/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=travel+john&qid=1634058082&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExVDZBT09HVEJVUTJEJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNzEzMzA0M0lYNUNPODJGVzJBNiZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNjA4ODM0MTZSU0JURVBFNk42VyZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=

Cheers,
Rick

[Yetti]

2 hours ago, ilovecornfields said:

You need wall suction for that one and a nurse to yell every five minutes “go ahead and pee!”

You mean like the suction pump attached to the engine?   you will need to supply your own nurse ratchet.

[ilovecornfields]

12 minutes ago, Yetti said:

You mean like the suction pump attached to the engine?   you will need to supply your own nurse ratchet.

Well, I do know a few…

My vacuum pump was removed by a previous owner so I think I’ll stick to the Gatorade bottles.

[GeeBee]

I had a student going on his long cross country. Bright lad, Cornell University EE degree. He was preflighting with a 64oz big gulp in hand. Said to him, "Bad idea". He arrived back home shirtless. He explained the 64oz debt came due. He took the empty drink cup and pee'd into it. Then he had to do something with the pee so he decided to overboard it, in a C-150. Yep, you guessed it.  He did not put it into a slip and it all came back in on him. He had to use his T-shirt to dry off. 

[A64Pilot]

16 hours ago, Lance Link said:

Anyone ever try the gel bags?

 

That’s what we had in our survival vests in the Army, looked sort of like it had a yellowish sponge in it, but I think it was like a baby’s diaper in that it turned out a gel.

I used to keep a ziploc bag in my shoulder pocket of my flight suit, just come to a hover and toss it out to dispose of it.

I know littering.

[A64Pilot]

There was also a ejection as well as this crash, another F-16, I’m looking for that. I head about it in Germany so that would have been early mid 90’s?

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1991-03-23-me-542-story.html

[Davidv]

10 hours ago, Shiny moose said:

Same for me, although  I seldom have have to transfer! I find the simply lemonade bottles also very nice.  I dropped the cap on a full to the brim little john one time in a C425,  I had to have my boss hold the LJ level while I put my junk away and  searched under the seat. Funny we never discussed it 

Losing the cap under the seat in the middle of a long flight is about the worst thing that can happen short of throwing a rod.