She's a Layd-E

[HRM]

Many, such as myself, refer to complex and beautiful machines in the feminine gender sense. My gorgeous E I call The Mistress, and my equally beautiful MB GLA-45 AMG I call the Petite Mistress, given that she is a bit younger and perky, although not as mature handling, than the aircraft. I discovered, however, on a recent visit to the USS Lexington that is permanently moored in Corpus Christi, that carrier aircraft appear to have, humph, well, appendages that question whether or not they should be included with the ladies...judge for yourself.

[Marauder]

Many, such as myself, refer to complex and beautiful machines in the feminine gender sense. My gorgeous E I call The Mistress, and my equally beautiful MB GLA-45 AMG I call the Petite Mistress, given that she is a bit younger and perky, although not as mature handling, than the aircraft. I discovered, however, on a recent visit to the USS Lexington that is permanently moored in Corpus Christi, that carrier aircraft appear to have, humph, well, appendages that question whether or not they should be included with the ladies...judge for yourself.

Obviously you haven't spent a lot of time checking out the female anatomy. They have stuff hanging off them too!

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[MyNameIsNobody]

Transgender humor?

[Shadrach]

15 hours ago, Marauder said:

Obviously you haven't spent a lot of time checking out the female anatomy. They have stuff hanging off them too!

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Hanging..? Really..? Hanging?  There is nothing "hanging" from my bride...nor any of the other wonderful women to which I've been fortunate enough to be "acquainted" over the years. 

[Marauder]

15 hours ago, Marauder said: Obviously you haven't spent a lot of time checking out the female anatomy. They have stuff hanging off them too!

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Hanging..? Really..? Hanging?  There is nothing "hanging" from my bride...nor any of the other wonderful women to which I've been fortunate enough to be "acquainted" over the years. 

Give her a few years. You'll be happy to see it hanging and not dragging.

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[Yetti]

I was wondering if they would let you land on one of these parked carriers and other than all the stuff on the deck they are only 1000 feet long.   Hmmmm

[carl]

1 hour ago, Marauder said:

Hanging..? Really..? Hanging?  There is nothing "hanging" from my bride...nor any of the other wonderful women to which I've been fortunate enough to be "acquainted" over the years

 

16 hours ago, Marauder said:

They have stuff hanging off them too!

 

Ross ,

 you really don't want to go this direction here , we might get into some large scale pictures. ha ha

[Marauder]

21 minutes ago, carl said:

1 hour ago, Marauder said:

Ross ,

 you really don't want to go this direction here , we might get into some large scale pictures. ha ha

 

 

16 hours ago, Marauder said:

16 hours ago, Marauder said: They have stuff hanging off them too!

Ross was that kid in school who said "hold my books" while he picked up a stick to poke the hornet's nest.

Bzzzzzzzzzzz

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[Shadrach]

1 hour ago, Marauder said:

Give her a few years. You'll be happy to see it hanging and not dragging.

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ughhhhh!

[Danb]

Ross you know Chris's chick's have lot's of stuff hanging.

[MyNameIsNobody]

Watch it, I'll post some Katelyn J photos...

Ever see the movie "Crying Game"?  I let out a whoa nelly in a crowded theater in my best Jeff Spicolli...

I met her in a club...

[HRM]

Jeez, this thread took a more perverse turn than I anticipated.

[MyNameIsNobody]

1 minute ago, HRM said:

Jeez, this thread took a more perverse turn than I anticipated.

Sorry.  Back to good lov'n with your E....