MooneyMitch Posted August 5, 2020 Report Posted August 5, 2020 Okay.............I know this thread is for tasteless jokes, but I'm going to drift off a bit............maybe you're already fully aware, or have searched the story already, but here it is regardless............. I believe this does deserve further recognition on MS. 5
Mcstealth Posted August 11, 2020 Author Report Posted August 11, 2020 (edited) My wife sent me a text that said, "Your great" I sent her a text back that said, "No, You're great" When I got back home my wife was all sweet and bubbly and happy to see me and said "Thank you for the text" I am on the fence about this. Should I tell her that I was correcting her grammar? Edited August 11, 2020 by Mcstealth 2 8
DXB Posted August 11, 2020 Report Posted August 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mcstealth said: I am on the fence about this. Should I tell her that I was correcting her grammar? Not unless you want to be impaled on that fence 1 2
MooneyMitch Posted August 11, 2020 Report Posted August 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, Mcstealth said: My wife sent me a text that said, "Your great" I sent her a text back that said, "No, You're great" When I got back home my wife was all sweet and bubbly and happy to see me and said "Thank you for the text" I am on the fence about this. Should I tell her that I was correcting her grammar? Yes, tell her. Do you have a comfy couch, blankets and pillow in your hangar? 1
Air pirate Posted August 12, 2020 Report Posted August 12, 2020 New campaign slogan as of today “Joe/Blow 2020” 1 2
Mcstealth Posted August 15, 2020 Author Report Posted August 15, 2020 The heading says "Tasteless" joke of the day Mitch. NOT appropriate joke of the day!!!
PTK Posted August 16, 2020 Report Posted August 16, 2020 On 8/11/2020 at 8:08 PM, Air pirate said: New campaign slogan as of today “Joe/Blow 2020” Here’s an appropriate one: “Jo & Ho 2020” 1
MooneyMitch Posted August 17, 2020 Report Posted August 17, 2020 This is pretty darn tasteless, but I did laugh out loud...... repeatedly! 1 10
xcrmckenna Posted August 18, 2020 Report Posted August 18, 2020 Hell yeah!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
MooneyMitch Posted August 18, 2020 Report Posted August 18, 2020 This is tasteless and reprehensible...............should fit in this thread perfectly............. Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan would walk to the corner where a shoe shine is always located. He sits on the shoe shine’s comfortable chair, reads the Wall Street Journal, and the shoe shine gives his shoes a shiny, excellent look. One morning the shoe shine asks the CEO: “What do you think about the situation in the stock market?” The Director arrogantly asks in turn: “Why would you be so interested in that topic?” “I have a million dollars in your bank,” the shoe shine says, “and I’m considering investing some of the money in the capital market.” “What’s your name?” asks the Director. “John H. Smith.” The Director subsequently arrives at the bank and asks the Manager of Customer Relations: “Do we have a client named John H. Smith?” “Certainly”, answers the Customer Service Manager, “He is a highly esteemed customer. He has a million dollars in his account.” The Director comes out, approaches the shoe shine and says: “Mr. Smith, I ask you this coming Monday to be the guest of honor at our board meeting and tell us the story of your life. I am sure we will have something to learn from you.” At the board meeting, the Executive Director introduces him to the board members: “We all know Mr. Smith, who makes our shoes shine in the corner, but Mr. Smith is also an esteemed customer with a million dollars in his account. I invited him to tell us the story of his life. I am sure we can learn from him.” Mr. Smith began his story: “I came to this country fifty years ago as a young immigrant from Europe with an unpronounceable name. I got off the ship without a penny. The first thing I did was change my name to Smith. I was hungry and exhausted. I started wandering around looking for a job, but to no avail. Suddenly I found a coin on the sidewalk. I bought an apple. I had two options: eat the apple and quench my hunger or start a business. I sold the apple for two dollars and bought two apples with the money. I also sold them and continued in business. When I started accumulating dollars, I was able to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started polishing shoes. I didn’t spend a penny on entertainment or clothing; I just bought bread and some cheese to survive. I saved penny by penny and after a while I bought a new set of shoe brushes and polish in different shades and expanded my clientele. I lived like a monk and saved penny by penny. After a while I was able to buy an armchair so that my clients could sit comfortably while I was cleaning their shoes, and that brought me even more clients. I did not spend a penny on the joys of life. I kept saving every penny. A few years ago, when the previous shoe shine on the corner decided to retire, I had already saved enough money to buy his shoe shine location at this great place.” “Finally, three months ago, my sister, who was a whore in Chicago, passed away and left me a million dollars." 2 5
Air pirate Posted August 19, 2020 Report Posted August 19, 2020 Don’t know how “tasteless “ this is? I for one will NOT be tasting it. 2
Mcstealth Posted August 19, 2020 Author Report Posted August 19, 2020 14 hours ago, Air pirate said: Don’t know how “tasteless “ this is? I for one will NOT be tasting it. Har, Har, Har!!!!!!
WaynePierce Posted August 19, 2020 Report Posted August 19, 2020 Good to know that plant based links can't hold their shape, either. According to a friend. 1
Yetti Posted August 20, 2020 Report Posted August 20, 2020 Crap my mask as I turn back to the car. Like I am Batman or something 2
MooneyMitch Posted August 20, 2020 Report Posted August 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Yetti said: Crap my mask as I turn back to the car. Like I am Batman or something Yep...... been there done that....... several times........ that’s why I’ve got multiple fun masks (Mooney, Dodgers, etc.)..... I keep one in each vehicle now. CRAZY!!
MooneyMitch Posted August 20, 2020 Report Posted August 20, 2020 This should help ! Available now through your favorite aircraft supply vendor... 2 2
Hank Posted August 20, 2020 Report Posted August 20, 2020 46 minutes ago, MooneyMitch said: This should help ! Available now through your favorite aircraft supply vendor... This is quite tasteful, and I consider it to be "not" a joke. That reminds me, I need to make a stop on the way home tonight . . . . . 2
Missile=Awesome Posted August 21, 2020 Report Posted August 21, 2020 Hark! A shot rings out! The political tribes shall gather and sling doggie poopie at one another’s shoe’s until fatigue sets in, they forget what they are talking about or thread lock ensues... 1
Missile=Awesome Posted August 21, 2020 Report Posted August 21, 2020 On 8/14/2020 at 10:33 PM, MooneyMitch said: When descriptive adjectives mean the difference between a smile and jail time... 1 1
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