Tony Starke Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 In light of recent events and the toilet paper (loo roll for @Hyett6420) crisis, I propose that collectively we might be able to arrive at some creative solutions. My contribution dates back to my Grandpa Hank who lived amongst the corn fields in Western Maryland. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooneyMitch Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 I’m thankful for modern technology...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eight8Victor Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 4 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eight8Victor Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 What not to use... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron McBride Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Sears Catolog 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooneyMitch Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 My favorite thread, so far .......even though it has absolutely nothing to do with General Mooney Talk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerry Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 I hate to say it but I think you Grandpa Hank enjoyed living next to those corn fields. Not my cup of tea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takair Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 How many rolls can one move across state lines in a Mooney? Would you run LOP to turn a profit? Do you need flaps to land softly if loaded with Charmin? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N201MKTurbo Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 They have been making those apocalypse movies sense the 50s. I've seen most of them. I can't recall any of them that had the hero saving the last humans with toilet paper! I guess Hollywood got that wrong! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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N201MKTurbo Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 I was at my local watering hole for St Patrick's celebration last night. There were like 10 people there. A hotbed of virus deniers! I noticed that there were no piles of bar napkin on the bar. I asked the bartender what the deal was? She said that all the women were grabbing the piles and sticking them in their purses! If you were to ask me about that a few weeks ago, I never would have thought that, that was a thing, but here we are! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooneyMitch Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 23 minutes ago, Ron McBride said: Sears Catolog Can ya still get those? How bout an Aircraft Spruce catalogue? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMcClure Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Heard avgas will clean anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmyfm20s Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 49 minutes ago, Tony Starke said: In light of recent events and the toilet paper (loo roll for @Hyett6420) crisis, I propose that collectively we might be able to arrive at some creative solutions. My contribution dates back to my Grandpa Hank who lived amongst the corn fields in Western Maryland. That there is some deep cleaning I might not be ready for! I stick to the monkey butt:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N201MKTurbo Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 I’m prepared, 2 vintage catalogs! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooneyMitch Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 I’m LOL now ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PT20J Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Suggestions courtesy of the Newport OR police dept.:https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/16/us/newport-911-toilet-paper-trnd/index.html Skip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooneyMitch Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 18 minutes ago, PT20J said: Suggestions courtesy of the Newport OR police dept.:https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/16/us/newport-911-toilet-paper-trnd/index.html Skip Speechless Maybe a bunch of Cirrus pilots ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviatoreb Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 How many tp rolls to cross the United States in paper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeOH Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, aviatoreb said: How many tp rolls to cross the United States in paper? Roughly 50,000 (300 feet/roll, about 2800 miles from LA to NY) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviatoreb Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 26 minutes ago, MikeOH said: Roughly 50,000 (300 feet/roll, about 2800 miles from LA to NY) Is that 2 ply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLCarter Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 I just don't get the TP thing...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonal Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammdo Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Public Bidets are all over town: -Don 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko182 Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 I was hoping at least one person wouldve noticed the leaves i posted were poison ivy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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