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On 12/25/2015 at 1:49 PM, N201MKTurbo said:

It is tough to find out that 58 years of heterosexuality has been a complete sham. :huh:

That's not the test.  Get a massage by a man and see what happens.  That is the test.

Everything I know I learned from a Seinfeld episode.

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13 hours ago, ryoder said:

Not Mulva?

I'm a big Seinfeld fan and I remember the episode but I never did get the Delores part.  I guess I'm obtuse with female anatomy. lol

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1 hour ago, brad said:

Wife named her Lolita.  Said I spend more time with Lolita than I do with her.

I still haven't figured out if mine's a male or female.

Suppose it must be Lola since it's a mixed up, muddled up shook up world, except for Lola.

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1 hour ago, brad said: Wife named her Lolita.  Said I spend more time with Lolita than I do with her.

I still haven't figured out if mine's a male or female.

Suppose it must be Lola since it's a mixed up, muddled up shook up world, except for Lola.

Pretty easy to tell. Just look underneath and if you find a really long appendage, it's a guy.

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11 hours ago, kerry said:

I'm a big Seinfeld fan and I remember the episode but I never did get the Delores part.  I guess I'm obtuse with female anatomy. lol

You have to be kidding. Here is a hint. It starts with a c and rhymes.

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My plane's name changes often.  I've called it all sorts of things during annuals while laying on my back removing the belly panels!

Hahahahahaha!!! Im crying laughing

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My wife and I learned to fly in a C170. She was most cmfortable at 1 G. As a consequence in turns she would drop the nose to maintain one G. Our flight instructor (who still hasn't grown up) would yell Dive! Dive!  So the plane became The Baby Bomber.  Good days.

 

 

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There is always that uncle at the christmas party.   All his guitars are named.   I am not much into naming things.    Anyways the plane got named last night.   Al is the new name of the plane.   As in Al Mooney.

My E is called The Mistress because she is like a French mistress, the ones that co-exist in an eternal stand-off with the wife.

She lives apart from the family and I pay her living expenses.

 The wife begrudgingly accepts her existence.

She gets all sorts of expensive baubles and attention and when we go out together, she might as well be sipping champagne.

The kids love her, they even put together a photo album about her.

Did I mention that she's super?

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  There is always that uncle at the christmas party.   All his guitars are named.   I am not much into naming things.    Anyways the plane got named last night.   Al is the new name of the plane.   As in Al Mooney.

My E is called The Mistress because she is like a French mistress, the ones that co-exist in an eternal stand-off with the wife.

She lives apart from the family and I pay her living expenses.

 The wife begrudgingly accepts her existence.

She gets all sorts of expensive baubles and attention and when we go out together, she might as well be sipping champagne.

The kids love her, they even put together a photo album about her.

Did I mention that she's super?

And obviously on occasion there is a 3 way involved, right? Or does your wife just accept that you are cheating on her?

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And obviously on occasion there is a 3 way involved, right? Or does your wife just accept that you are cheating on her?

Alas, the wife will not fly with us--bad experience years ago in a 152. 

The whole point of a French mistress is that it isn't cheating :wub:

...and yes, the innuendos and double entendres between a Mooney and her owner abound (cockpit, Johnson bar, tight squeeze, pinched, pulled, ....).

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