ryoder Posted December 31, 2015 Report Posted December 31, 2015 On 12/25/2015 at 11:22 PM, kerry said: The previous owner called my plane Delores. Ive keep the same name going. Not Mulva? 1 Quote
ryoder Posted December 31, 2015 Report Posted December 31, 2015 On 12/25/2015 at 1:49 PM, N201MKTurbo said: It is tough to find out that 58 years of heterosexuality has been a complete sham. That's not the test. Get a massage by a man and see what happens. That is the test. Everything I know I learned from a Seinfeld episode. Quote
kerry Posted January 1, 2016 Report Posted January 1, 2016 13 hours ago, ryoder said: Not Mulva? I'm a big Seinfeld fan and I remember the episode but I never did get the Delores part. I guess I'm obtuse with female anatomy. lol 1 Quote
brad Posted January 1, 2016 Report Posted January 1, 2016 Wife named her Lolita. Said I spend more time with Lolita than I do with her. Quote
Andy95W Posted January 1, 2016 Report Posted January 1, 2016 1 hour ago, brad said: Wife named her Lolita. Said I spend more time with Lolita than I do with her. I still haven't figured out if mine's a male or female. Suppose it must be Lola since it's a mixed up, muddled up shook up world, except for Lola. 1 Quote
Marauder Posted January 1, 2016 Report Posted January 1, 2016 1 hour ago, brad said: Wife named her Lolita. Said I spend more time with Lolita than I do with her. I still haven't figured out if mine's a male or female. Suppose it must be Lola since it's a mixed up, muddled up shook up world, except for Lola. Pretty easy to tell. Just look underneath and if you find a really long appendage, it's a guy. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Quote
Andy95W Posted January 1, 2016 Report Posted January 1, 2016 Oh crap. I have been removing a lot of antennas. 1 Quote
ryoder Posted January 1, 2016 Report Posted January 1, 2016 11 hours ago, kerry said: I'm a big Seinfeld fan and I remember the episode but I never did get the Delores part. I guess I'm obtuse with female anatomy. lol You have to be kidding. Here is a hint. It starts with a c and rhymes. Quote
ohdub Posted January 3, 2016 Report Posted January 3, 2016 Mine is Gwendolyn, my wife named her and thought of the name from the registration ( C-GWED) Quote
Tankinbarber Posted January 9, 2016 Report Posted January 9, 2016 My plane's name changes often. I've called it all sorts of things during annuals while laying on my back removing the belly panels! Hahahahahaha!!! Im crying laughing Quote
garytex Posted January 9, 2016 Report Posted January 9, 2016 My wife and I learned to fly in a C170. She was most cmfortable at 1 G. As a consequence in turns she would drop the nose to maintain one G. Our flight instructor (who still hasn't grown up) would yell Dive! Dive! So the plane became The Baby Bomber. Good days. 1 Quote
HRM Posted January 9, 2016 Report Posted January 9, 2016 There is always that uncle at the christmas party. All his guitars are named. I am not much into naming things. Anyways the plane got named last night. Al is the new name of the plane. As in Al Mooney. My E is called The Mistress because she is like a French mistress, the ones that co-exist in an eternal stand-off with the wife. She lives apart from the family and I pay her living expenses. The wife begrudgingly accepts her existence. She gets all sorts of expensive baubles and attention and when we go out together, she might as well be sipping champagne. The kids love her, they even put together a photo album about her. Did I mention that she's super? 1 Quote
carusoam Posted January 9, 2016 Report Posted January 9, 2016 She's a super heavy drinker (of 100LL not the cheap stuff) Best regards, -a- 1 Quote
Marauder Posted January 9, 2016 Report Posted January 9, 2016 There is always that uncle at the christmas party. All his guitars are named. I am not much into naming things. Anyways the plane got named last night. Al is the new name of the plane. As in Al Mooney. My E is called The Mistress because she is like a French mistress, the ones that co-exist in an eternal stand-off with the wife. She lives apart from the family and I pay her living expenses. The wife begrudgingly accepts her existence. She gets all sorts of expensive baubles and attention and when we go out together, she might as well be sipping champagne. The kids love her, they even put together a photo album about her. Did I mention that she's super? And obviously on occasion there is a 3 way involved, right? Or does your wife just accept that you are cheating on her? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 1 Quote
HRM Posted January 9, 2016 Report Posted January 9, 2016 And obviously on occasion there is a 3 way involved, right? Or does your wife just accept that you are cheating on her? Alas, the wife will not fly with us--bad experience years ago in a 152. The whole point of a French mistress is that it isn't cheating ...and yes, the innuendos and double entendres between a Mooney and her owner abound (cockpit, Johnson bar, tight squeeze, pinched, pulled, ....). 1 Quote
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