Aviation Jokes

[47U]

15 hours ago, Hank said:

Can you please print a couple or three for me???

Here’s a variety to choose from.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=dihydrogen+monoxide&id=ADEB0D8DBD7C0443B4530CE31BF60A054D7F714C&form=IQFRBA&first=1&tsc=ImageBasicHover

[EricJ]

 

[Skydancer2992]

In WWII there were inflatable decoys. Now I've seen the modern version.

[Tpilot]

I looked and didn’t find this funny chemtrail logo, where can you find it?

[Tpilot]

I also looked through that link and didn’t find it there

[EricJ]

Taken from the ULPower FB page today:

 

[Skydancer2992]

[EricJ]

For the Holidays:

 

[MooneyMitch]

Sent to me by a friend....... he thinks this pretty much sums up 2020....

[Jeph357]

[aviatoreb]

Well this is sort of an aviation joke.  Or maybe its just a really cool toy - well its timely anyway.

 

[Nick Pilotte]

North Pole Approach Chart

I couldn’t figure out how to just attach the PDF file.  

[Nick Pilotte]

1 hour ago, aviatoreb said:

Well this is sort of an aviation joke.  Or maybe its just a really cool toy - well its timely anyway.

Does Santa need a multi rating to fly 8 reindeer?

[aviatoreb]

39 minutes ago, Nick Pilotte said:

Does Santa need a multi rating to fly 8 reindeer?

Yes he does.  Imagine if one of the reindeer blow out.  He has to quickly identify which side the dead reindeer is on - and then cage it.  And apply opposite rudder.  Have no fear.  Santa has a kajillion hours. A lot of it IFR.  Landing on short and slick "runways."

[0TreeLemur]

1 hour ago, aviatoreb said:

Yes he does.  Imagine if one of the reindeer blow out.  He has to quickly identify which side the dead reindeer is on - and then cage it.  And apply opposite rudder.  Have no fear.  Santa has a kajillion hours. A lot of it IFR.  Landing on short and slick "runways."

How do you feather a reindeer?

[Air pirate]

33 minutes ago, 0TreeLemur said:

How do you feather a reindeer?

Well, uh, it’s kind of like , uh scratch that I was thinking about girl in Amsterdam , never mind 

[aviatoreb]

49 minutes ago, 0TreeLemur said:

How do you feather a reindeer?

Well its easy to feather a reindeer.  But in the case of a reindeer out on take off - I said you cage the reindeer which makes much more sense.

[Jeph357]

2 hours ago, aviatoreb said:

Well its easy to feather a reindeer.  But in the case of a reindeer out on take off - I said you cage the reindeer which makes much more sense.

I think the checklist is feather and cut fuelet 

[aviatoreb]

8 hours ago, Jeph357 said:

I think the checklist is feather and cut fuelet 

I prefer my reindeer medium well please.

[Hank]

8 hours ago, Jeph357 said:

I think the checklist is feather and cut fuelet 

Looks great to me! Although on this side of The Pond, we call 'em "caribou." Other than geography, I can't tell a 'bou from a reindeer, ain't any of either around here . . . .

[Nick Pilotte]

9 hours ago, Jeph357 said:

I think the checklist is feather and cut fuelet 

I’m not going to lie.  That looks delicious.  I’ve put on a few pounds this fall and have been pretty strict with portion control and what I’m eating, making progress but I’d gladly help with that reindeer disposal. 
 

I’ve been thinking about ORI (one reindeer inoperative) procedures.  Santa needs a quick drop mechanism like used on military drop tanks. 

[aviatoreb]

[Skydancer2992]

[Skydancer2992]

[steingar]

How many pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

 

 

 

Pilots don't screw in lightbulbs, though they'll screw just about anywhere else.