AndyFromCB Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 What if he joined just to see the world? And yes, the power of pussy will do that to ya. And to correct a majorly held misconception, it's not 72 virgins - it's a single, 72 year old virgin. caveat emptor: "quality of virgins may vary, subject to further restrictions"
BorealOne Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 I wonder if that is being researched somewhere in DARPA...
AndyFromCB Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 I wonder if that is being researched somewhere in DARPA... If it is, I would not want to be in the control group 1
AndyFromCB Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 well, the kitty problem might be easy to fix, no? How, their entire society is setup to segregate the sexes. I'm sure does not apply to the elites, but what rules do anywhere in the world. Just like Juarez can be a fun place with the right crew, I am sure, so can Riyahd.
BorealOne Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 If it is, I would not want to be in the control group http://xkcd.com/1462/
AndyFromCB Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 http://xkcd.com/1462/ Fixed that for you 2
flyboy0681 Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 How, their entire society is setup to segregate the sexes. I'm sure does not apply to the elites, but what rules do anywhere in the world. Just like Juarez can be a fun place with the right crew, I am sure, so can Riyahd. To answer your question, the rules do not apply to everyone. A few years ago a video was leaked out of Iran of a government cleric visiting a prostitute. I believe she setup the hidden camera. http://nypost.com/2009/01/11/an-iranian-sex-scandal/ 1
AndyFromCB Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 OR because of a lack there of... ISIS troops in Iraq and Syria, probably, yes. Majority of their fighters are not on suicide missions, they are just remnants of the Baath party using Islam for their own goals. The ones on guaranteed suicide missions are probably not in for the cash. I really do think they believe in their fucked up cause.
AndyFromCB Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 Just to be clear, I didn't sign up to fight and die. I signed up because ROTC was spotting me a C note and so did the Iowa Guard through simultaneous membership. I had hoped that with superior training and equipment I would be sending other poor bastard's to their death if lead was flying...I was in it for the "cash" as a 21 year old newlywed. I think the majority of radicals of all different skin colors and ages are STILL in it for the cash... So just a job. At least I appreciate your honesty here. Wasn't there something around that paid better? You see, that's why I called soldiers hit men. Wasn't derogatory, it's just a job like any other, this is why I don't look down upon them but don't worship them either. I just cannot imagine dealing with bullets for what is it these days, $18K a year plus food stamps for private?
alex Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 Just to be clear, I didn't sign up to fight and die. I signed up because ROTC was spotting me a C note and so did the Iowa Guard through simultaneous membership. I had hoped that with superior training and equipment I would be sending other poor bastard's to their death if lead was flying...I was in it for the "cash" as a 21 year old newlywed. I think the majority of radicals of all different skin colors and ages are STILL in it for the cash... I was speaking to a freight dog not too long ago who happened to be in the Army prior to getting his airmen certificate and eventually getting hired to fly a Falcon 20, he mentioned this is pretty much a standard occurrence now. Joining the service is only a paycheck, especially for the lower ranks and he likened military housing to ghettos. I was really surprised and saddened to hear this to say the least.
flyboy0681 Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 We knew this was coming sooner or later. http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sam-brownback-raise-taxes-cigarettes-liquor
Guest Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 Guess which one is my favorite. I'll give you a clue....she's on a boat. I don't think Mooney ever made a surf board or a boat? Maybe I'm mistaken. Clarence
alex Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 I don't think Mooney ever made a surf board or a boat? Maybe I'm mistaken. Clarence That's a snow ski for experimental Mooney trials. The boat... well, that's what my 72 virgins would look like if I were Muslim.
AndyFromCB Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 We knew this was coming sooner or later. http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sam-brownback-raise-taxes-cigarettes-liquor Cigs and liquor. I almost like it. Nothing like family values state being funded by vices. Cannot wait until they realize they could also be taxing drugs and hookers if only made legal. Virtue, apparently being a commodity unlike all others, does not go up in price as it becomes scarce...
AndyFromCB Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 That's a snow ski for experimental Mooney trials. The boat... well, that's what my 72 virgins would look like if I were Muslim. For the same reason I would not want a surgeon straight out school operating on me, I do not and have never understood the appeal of a virgin.
alex Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 For the same reason I would not want a surgeon straight out school operating on me, I do not and have never understood the appeal of a virgin. You're looking at it the wrong way: 1) keep them long enough and you can mold them to your liking. 2) not all of them are going to be slow learners 3) " I'm too tired or I have a headache" excuse is meaningless.
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Just to be clear, I didn't sign up to fight and die. I signed up because ROTC was spotting me a C note and so did the Iowa Guard through simultaneous membership. I had hoped that with superior training and equipment I would be sending other poor bastard's to their death if lead was flying...I was in it for the "cash" as a 21 year old newlywed. I think the majority of radicals of all different skin colors and ages are STILL in it for the cash... Isn't that similar to accepting a government hand out? So the military would be a liberal socialist idea. Clarence
AndyFromCB Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Isn't that similar to accepting a government hand out? So the military would be a liberal socialist idea. Clarence Well, not exactly, it's a job, but just like any other government job. Conservatives generally view our bloated military as a good government program.
carusoam Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 For the guys younger than me... Virgin = 'deadly uncurable disease free' There were no medicines that would cover the most simple STDs to die from... There wasn't a name for things like Hepetitus or Aids. It was just clean vs. dirty. The marry a virgin advice, nearly gauranteed you a clean hassle free life... Best regards, -a- 1
AndyFromCB Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 For the guys younger than me... Virgin = 'deadly uncurable disease free' There were no medicines that would cover the most simple STDs to die from... There wasn't a name for things like Hepetitus or Aids. It was just clean vs. dirty. The marry a virgin advice, nearly gauranteed you a clean hassle free life... Best regards, -a- Thanks, God, for letting us in on modern medicine...
carusoam Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 "I do not and have never understood the appeal of a virgin." - Andy Now you know the appeal... Trying to help. No need to call me God. Way to complimentary for me... Best regards, -a- 1
John Pleisse Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Scott, John, Flyboy (what's your name), Byron, Anthony, You want make your blood boil, read this: Politicians wanted upfront cash from a legal victory over Big Tobacco, and bankers happily obliged. The price? A handful of states promised to repay $64 billion on just $3 billion advanced. http://www.propublica.org/article/how-wall-street-tobacco-deals-left-states-with-billions-in-toxic-debt No comment...all three of my maternal uncles are sale executives for RJ Reynolds.
rob Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 For the same reason I would not want a surgeon straight out school operating on me, I do not and have never understood the appeal of a virgin. To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before...
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Dude, You are not nearly as clever as you think you are. But you are clever for a Canadian. I'm moving up, last time, PoS now clever. Thanks! Clarence
alex Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 I haven't been paying attention to current events this week. Did this really happen? Hahaha! Is it me or does that French man look uncomfortable with all the heartfelt emotion from Kerry? All I can say is that at least he didn't bring the old reset button... http://youtu.be/cnGJWYfsdT4 1
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