Tim-37419 Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 I didn't find this posted (and it's not new) but there are quite a few good ones on the list. The flea market is one of my favorites, I can remember as a student picking stupid checkpoints and when asked by my CFI to point them out from the air I couldn't find them... you might be a redneck pilot if... … your stall warning plays “Dixie.” … your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points. … you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks. … you’ve ever used moonshine as avgas. … you have mud flaps on your wheel pants. … you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight. … your toothpick keeps poking your mike. … you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut. … just before impact, you are heard saying, “Hey y’all, watch this!” … you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side. … you’ve ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer. … you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock. … you fuel your wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar. … you wouldn’t be caught dead flyin’ a Grumman “Yankee.” … you refer to flying in formation as “We got ourselves a convoy!” … there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic tank service. … when you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck One. … you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper! … you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of your aircraft. … you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase “That’s a big 10-4!” … you typically answer female controllers with titles like “sugar” or “little darlin’.” … she responds with the words “Honey” or “Big guy” then she may be a redneck. … you have ever used a relief tube as a spitoon. … you glance down at your belt buckle to help you remember your N-number. … you have ever tried to impress your girlfriend by buzzing her doublewide. … the preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains “Case of Bud.” … your go/no-go checklist includes the words “Skoal” or “Redman.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 Wow, @Tim-37419! You've made me feel so suave and cultured down here in Sweet Home!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim-37419 Posted August 30, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 Only wear the shoe if it fits If I had thought ahead, I could have made up a roll tide example 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 4 hours ago, Tim-37419 said: If I had thought ahead, I could have made up a roll tide example Yeah, they're pretty bad! War Eagle!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLCarter Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 lol… being from the South and kinda a Redneck I’m offended….. just kid’n, I don’t get offended 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icurnmedic Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 After reading this I have concluded,I must be a redneck lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A64Pilot Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 20 hours ago, Hank said: Wow, @Tim-37419! You've made me feel so suave and cultured down here in Sweet Home!! Swave and deboner. From the book ChickenHawk which is a pretty good read, mostly for Army helicopter pilots, but it is an aviation novel. https://www.amazon.com/Chickenhawk-Robert-Mason/dp/0143035711 I’ve probably been called Redneck, Cracker, Whitey and a few others, but think of my self as “Southern Gentleman” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH-1 Cobra Pilot Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 11 hours ago, icurnmedic said: After reading this I have concluded,I must be a redneck lol. Judging by your "states I have visited " map... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim-37419 Posted August 31, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 15 hours ago, RLCarter said: lol… being from the South and kinda a Redneck I’m offended….. just kid’n, I don’t get offended Good because I didn't mean to offend anybody. But I am considering putting a giant number 3 on the side of my fuselage. Depending where I fly, that could get me premium ramp space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeBee Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 I discovered a new one the other day. You might be a redneck if you are pushing a shopping cart at Buc-ee's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim-37419 Posted August 31, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 58 minutes ago, GeeBee said: I discovered a new one the other day. You might be a redneck if you are pushing a shopping cart at Buc-ee's Whoa whoa whoa whoa hold on whoa I had a feeling it would only be a matter of time before somebody took it too far 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964-M20E Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 On 8/31/2023 at 4:21 PM, GeeBee said: I discovered a new one the other day. You might be a redneck if you are pushing a shopping cart at Buc-ee's Maybe, but I've heard Buc-ee 1 on the radio more than once. That's a big 10-4 good buddy, the hammer is down, 10 big ones on the altitude and head northwest Buc-ee 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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