HRM Posted March 9, 2016 Report Posted March 9, 2016 Many, such as myself, refer to complex and beautiful machines in the feminine gender sense. My gorgeous E I call The Mistress, and my equally beautiful MB GLA-45 AMG I call the Petite Mistress, given that she is a bit younger and perky, although not as mature handling, than the aircraft. I discovered, however, on a recent visit to the USS Lexington that is permanently moored in Corpus Christi, that carrier aircraft appear to have, humph, well, appendages that question whether or not they should be included with the ladies...judge for yourself. 2
Marauder Posted March 9, 2016 Report Posted March 9, 2016 Many, such as myself, refer to complex and beautiful machines in the feminine gender sense. My gorgeous E I call The Mistress, and my equally beautiful MB GLA-45 AMG I call the Petite Mistress, given that she is a bit younger and perky, although not as mature handling, than the aircraft. I discovered, however, on a recent visit to the USS Lexington that is permanently moored in Corpus Christi, that carrier aircraft appear to have, humph, well, appendages that question whether or not they should be included with the ladies...judge for yourself. Obviously you haven't spent a lot of time checking out the female anatomy. They have stuff hanging off them too! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 3
Shadrach Posted March 9, 2016 Report Posted March 9, 2016 15 hours ago, Marauder said: Obviously you haven't spent a lot of time checking out the female anatomy. They have stuff hanging off them too! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Hanging..? Really..? Hanging? There is nothing "hanging" from my bride...nor any of the other wonderful women to which I've been fortunate enough to be "acquainted" over the years. 1
Marauder Posted March 9, 2016 Report Posted March 9, 2016 15 hours ago, Marauder said: Obviously you haven't spent a lot of time checking out the female anatomy. They have stuff hanging off them too! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Hanging..? Really..? Hanging? There is nothing "hanging" from my bride...nor any of the other wonderful women to which I've been fortunate enough to be "acquainted" over the years. Give her a few years. You'll be happy to see it hanging and not dragging. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
Yetti Posted March 9, 2016 Report Posted March 9, 2016 I was wondering if they would let you land on one of these parked carriers and other than all the stuff on the deck they are only 1000 feet long. Hmmmm
carl Posted March 9, 2016 Report Posted March 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Marauder said: Hanging..? Really..? Hanging? There is nothing "hanging" from my bride...nor any of the other wonderful women to which I've been fortunate enough to be "acquainted" over the years 16 hours ago, Marauder said: They have stuff hanging off them too! Ross , you really don't want to go this direction here , we might get into some large scale pictures. ha ha 2
Marauder Posted March 9, 2016 Report Posted March 9, 2016 21 minutes ago, carl said: 1 hour ago, Marauder said: Ross , you really don't want to go this direction here , we might get into some large scale pictures. ha ha 16 hours ago, Marauder said: 16 hours ago, Marauder said: They have stuff hanging off them too! Ross was that kid in school who said "hold my books" while he picked up a stick to poke the hornet's nest. Bzzzzzzzzzzz Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 4
Shadrach Posted March 9, 2016 Report Posted March 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Marauder said: Give her a few years. You'll be happy to see it hanging and not dragging. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk ughhhhh! 1
Danb Posted March 9, 2016 Report Posted March 9, 2016 Ross you know Chris's chick's have lot's of stuff hanging. 1
MyNameIsNobody Posted March 9, 2016 Report Posted March 9, 2016 Watch it, I'll post some Katelyn J photos... Ever see the movie "Crying Game"? I let out a whoa nelly in a crowded theater in my best Jeff Spicolli... I met her in a club... 1
HRM Posted March 10, 2016 Author Report Posted March 10, 2016 Jeez, this thread took a more perverse turn than I anticipated.
MyNameIsNobody Posted March 10, 2016 Report Posted March 10, 2016 1 minute ago, HRM said: Jeez, this thread took a more perverse turn than I anticipated. Sorry. Back to good lov'n with your E....
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