HistrionicBlowhard

This bothers me so much that I can't sleep. I'll try another layer of Alcoa

Like Nobody, my emotions about this event are all over the place. My blood is boiling. I am outraged. Someone needs to hang for this. I too have no other human willing to listen to me and find that this is the only place that I can make people pay attention to me. Just last week at my paper-pushing job I squeezed the stapler and nothing happened. In less than 8 seconds I was able to realize that the problem was. How someone else can take 18 seconds to get their mission-critical work done is beyond me. I too expect others to me able to work day in day out performing constantly to a level of perfection that I am incapable of and I expect them to do this without even the suggestion of error. It matters not that Nobody and me are insecure, what matters is that people are forced to listen to what we have to say so that we can distract ourselves from our insecurity. Because I am special, I demand and expect to receive a full disclosure of everyone who comments here on their connection to this event. I feel so emotional now and I want everyone to know it.