I think I've seen something like this before but I could not find it.
I've never been one to name inanimate objects but I know a lot of you do. That made me thing what I would name my airplane if I was going to do so. I decided I would probably have to call her "The Call Girl". The reason being that both a Call Girl and a Mooney are usually good looking, you go to them in anticipation of having a good time, and in either case it's going to cost you a lot of money.
I rest my case.