Oak Casket for Sale

[Piloto]

Got this Oak Handcrafted Casket at a Bingo game at church. Brand new never used. Still carries the original for life warranty. Will fit anyone less than 300 pounds. Selling it for $700. Don't let this pass, is an investment for life. It comes with Padre Bernardo blessing certificate. Made in the USA. Be ready for when the time comes.

 

This is the standard government issue for those that turn 65 on the Obamacare plan. Each casket includes a ballot for the 2016 elections. To be collected by the groundskeeper or Michael Jackson Thriller team 

Who said the dead cannot vote.

 

 

José 

[scottfromiowa]

or death...regarding investment

[scottfromiowa]

you first

[aviatoreb]

Warranty for life - not so useful - for that item one needs warranty for death.

[MARZ]

avitoreb beat me to it.....

[Rustler]

José--

 

Can you set the climb rate? Does it have altitude pre-select?

[DaV8or]

José--

 

Can you set the climb rate? Does it have altitude pre-select?

It's the decent rate you have to worry about!

[PTK]

What's the "dirty" stall speed?

[thinwing]

hey I can use this for a coffee table while I am waiting for Obama Care ..Ill take it!!

[Piloto]

hey I can use this for a coffee table while I am waiting for Obama Care ..Ill take it!!

 

You may have to wait long enough to be inside it. May the Lord care for you.

[Hank]

You may have to wait long enough to be inside it. May the Lord care for you.

 

because Obama won't!!

 

Enough politics, it's finally sunny after weeks of rain   , and I have two flights planned this weekend. May have to bore some holes this evening "just because I can."

[PTK]

because Obama won't!!

"...May have to bore some holes this evening "just because I can." ..."

The audacity of these Mooney aviators!!!

(I would add: "...and while we still can!!")