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Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa’s flying skills to the test…

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolph’s nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa’s weight and balance calculations for the sled’s enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa’s surprise, a shotgun.

“What’s that for?!?” asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, “I’m not supposed to tell you this ahead of time,” as he leaned over to whisper in Santa’s ear, “but you’re gonna lose an engine on takeoff.”

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Interesting F-22 with some F-35 info video. The best air offense keeps the air defense from ever taking off. That way the bad guys can't hit our troops from the air. The air war and mission profile Navy guys prepare for is much different than the air war the Air Force is charged with, even as we try to help each other out.


http://player.vimeo.com/video/3437045?autoplay=1


The technology developed in the F-22, the B-2, the F-35 and our newest drones will change everything, the F-16 and F-18 are becoming obsolete, and most air war fighter piloting will be done from the ground, behind a screen. Less expensive to build "planes" that don't need life support equipment, and we'll lose fewer pilots....maybe none.


Glad I won't be there to experience it. 

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Interesting F-22 with some F-35 info video. The best air offense keeps the air defense from ever taking off. That way the bad guys can't hit our troops from the air. The air war and mission profile Navy guys prepare for is much different than the air war the Air Force is charged with, even as we try to help each other out.

http://player.vimeo.com/video/3437045?autoplay=1

The technology developed in the F-22, the B-2, the F-35 and our newest drones will change everything, the F-16 and F-18 are becoming obsolete, and most air war fighter piloting will be done from the ground, behind a screen. Less expensive to build "planes" that don't need life support equipment, and we'll lose fewer pilots....maybe none.

Glad I won't be there to experience it. 

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George,


Thanks for your insightful comment.


Unfortunately, military aviators of my generation (last flew fighters in 1983) are loath to realize that when we comment on current military capabilities, it carries all the currency and credibility of a Doolittle Raider (1942) evaluating the B-1 (1974).


Check6

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