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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. 

During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was 
masturbating furiously.  
 
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. 
"That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?
 
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained. "I'm very sorry 
that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at 
least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could 
easily rupture.” 
 
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman. 
 
As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed 
while a nurse performed oral sex on him. 
 
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?”
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."
 
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