KLRDMD Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Woman: You drink a lot of beer! Man: OK. Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about three. Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: Maybe $5.00, including the tip. Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 40 years, I suppose. Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400 correct? Man: Uh, ok sure. Woman: So you’ve spend $5,400 a year, with no inflation, over the past 40 years. That’s $216,000, right? Man: Okaaaay. ?? Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in an interest bearing account & after compounding the interest over the 40 years, you could have bought an airplane? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No. Man: Where is your airplane? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy95W Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Maybe they've stayed married for 40 years BECAUSE he drinks 3 beers a day... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 5TJ Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Lady Nancy Astor: “Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.“ Churchill: “Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonal Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 I hardly ever drink so maybe that's how I ended up with an airplane. My biggest problem is I like to save money more than spend it, and I own an airplane...what! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964-M20E Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Well I do enjoy a beer from time to time and I have a plane but I always say my plane came form bringing my lunch to work every day But that still doesn't pay for the fuel and maintenance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcrmckenna Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Lady Nancy Astor: “Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.“ Churchill: “Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.” If you were my wife I would drink it....Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNameIsNobody Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Beer, good. Me drink.-Zog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinwing Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 (edited) Winston Churchill to Lady Astor...Nancy if I paid you a million Pounds,would you sleep with me?Lady Astor to Winston..Why I think I might!...Winston to Nancy...well how about for 5 quid?Lady Astor highly offended.. Certainly Not! What do you take me for ,a common Strumpet?!!Winston...Madam,we have established the fact,now we are simply haggling the price!! Edited December 20, 2016 by thinwing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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