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39 minutes ago, Nick Pilotte said:

Does Santa need a multi rating to fly 8 reindeer?

Yes he does.  Imagine if one of the reindeer blow out.  He has to quickly identify which side the dead reindeer is on - and then cage it.  And apply opposite rudder.  Have no fear.  Santa has a kajillion hours. A lot of it IFR.  Landing on short and slick "runways."

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1 hour ago, aviatoreb said:

Yes he does.  Imagine if one of the reindeer blow out.  He has to quickly identify which side the dead reindeer is on - and then cage it.  And apply opposite rudder.  Have no fear.  Santa has a kajillion hours. A lot of it IFR.  Landing on short and slick "runways."

How do you feather a reindeer?

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8 hours ago, Jeph357 said:

I think the checklist is feather and cut fuelet 

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Looks great to me! Although on this side of The Pond, we call 'em "caribou." Other than geography, I can't tell a 'bou from a reindeer, ain't any of either around here . . . .

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9 hours ago, Jeph357 said:

I think the checklist is feather and cut fuelet 

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I’m not going to lie.  That looks delicious.  I’ve put on a few pounds this fall and have been pretty strict with portion control and what I’m eating, making progress but I’d gladly help with that reindeer disposal. 
 

I’ve been thinking about ORI (one reindeer inoperative) procedures.  Santa needs a quick drop mechanism like used on military drop tanks. 

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