Pilot dies, gets sent to Hell. (Shocking)
Finds himself in a chair before 3 doors. Devil pops in, says "Pick Door #1 or Door #2." Pilot says, "What about Door #3?"
"Not for you - pick #1 or #2", says the Devil. They argue back and forth for a few minutes, finally the Devil says, "Hold on, I'll be back" and pops out. Pilot, wanting to get an edge, stands up to check out each door.
- Behind Door #1 were two pilots in the cockpit doomed to repeat the pre-flight checklist over and over for all eternity. "No way."
- Behind Door #2 were two pilots in the cockpit doomed to repeat the same in-flight emergency over and over for all eternity. "Oh, Hell no."
- Behind Door #3 was a pilot in recliner surrounded by Flight Attendants who were catering to his every need and desire. "That's more like it."
Just as the Pilot sits back down in the chair, the Devil pops back in and says, "Time's up, make your choice."
Pilot chooses Door #3. Devil refuses. "Why not?!?", says the Pilot. Devil replies, "Because that's Flight Attendant Hell!"
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Suggest memorization and use as needed on your next commercial flight. Goes over really well with the Flight Attendants. :-)